hey-my-sweetheart:

one from thousands reasons why i love lost ♡

hey-my-sweetheart:

one from thousands reasons why i love lost

atheistj:

"I want a show with a cool plot and great characters."

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"I want a show with awesome action and crazy plot twists."

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"I want a show with characters I can relate to."

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"I want a show with great writing and acting."

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"I want a show with racial diversity."

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"I want a show with strong female characters."

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"I want a show with happy moments and moments that make me cry."

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"I want a show with amazing ships, romantic and platonic."

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"I really need another show to watch…"

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infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(Source: flourei)

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

(Source: organmeat)


Anonymous
/rolls aggressively towards you for i am an egg.


that was a pretty aggressive roll, aRE U SAYIN you wanna fight me egg? 


jaredofsuburbia
how do i become hella cute like you?


i went to a village of bunnies, committed mass genocide and swallowed like 19 bunnies whole along with cotton candy, sparkles, and other cute things

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive


dumbledora-theexplorer
all your followers are joining my cult to come get you just sayin, i have like 2 people and my mom already, mhm that's right


dancinghomestuckforever:

I’m sooooooo scared

Nah really if you, your mom, and a bunch of my followers showed up on my doorstep with no notice I’d be pissed
1) Because I didn’t have time to order the party pizza
2) Because none of my pineapples would be dressed- they’d all be naked that’s not cool
and 3) because I would be in my pin eapple boxers and eatting a potart without my hands just to prove to the squirrel outside my window I am like him and that’s embarrassing enough to type let alone have witnesses too


Anonymous
How do I tell my girlfriend that I don't like vagina.. Or dick.. Or anything? How do I tell my girlfriend that I don't like sex?


show your girlfriend this picture and say “i am the person on the right”image
oh and then tell her you’re asexual 
(if she doesn’t understand still tell her to google it)

fakebreast:

when people call their followers fans

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applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)

augustussinclairofficial:

R I S E

augustussinclairofficial:

R I S E

(Source: demiboybenpaul)

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen